tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post4372211772078765408..comments2023-11-03T09:25:57.607-04:00Comments on 829 southdrive: JambonBaydoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00751866865203182109noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-39414901783782266192012-01-08T16:54:40.969-05:002012-01-08T16:54:40.969-05:00What time is low tilde?What time is low tilde?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-82103805114358218622012-01-08T11:46:51.321-05:002012-01-08T11:46:51.321-05:00Öops!
What I had for dinner last night gave me d...Öops! <br /><br />What I had for dinner last night gave me dieresis.Rick Perrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-10988909427287973402012-01-08T00:50:51.611-05:002012-01-08T00:50:51.611-05:00Mr. Google, my smattering of German was enough to ...Mr. Google, my smattering of German was enough to get most of Mr. Goethe's comment, but I can't figure out if he was offering a Schinken und Käse <i>oomlat</i> or an <i>Umlaut</i>.<br /><br />The less said about my Schwert, the better.<br /><br />I think I'm going to bed now.<br><br>O Dockerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08674140306304705852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-57394537938657909502012-01-08T00:24:21.334-05:002012-01-08T00:24:21.334-05:00Apologies for the poor German translation.
If you...Apologies for the poor German translation.<br /><br />If you used our translator, what Goethe meant to say in English was:<br /><br />"Ha! Take this oomlat O Docker, you Black Forest ham! Do I care if your "sword" is in the shop"??Googlenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-23786963014592496442012-01-07T23:26:56.063-05:002012-01-07T23:26:56.063-05:00I meant what I said and I said what I meant, an el...I meant what I said and I said what I meant, an elephant's faithful one-hundred percent...<br /><br />... is that a jambon et fromage omlette that i smell??<br /><br />See Ya! ... (publisher's note: readers avert your eyes)Hortonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-23097584157907925582012-01-07T23:08:12.399-05:002012-01-07T23:08:12.399-05:00I do not like
Green eggs and ham.
I do not like th...I do not like<br />Green eggs and ham.<br />I do not like then<br />Sam-I-am.Theodor Geiselnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-7280137034597658942012-01-07T22:51:23.043-05:002012-01-07T22:51:23.043-05:00Ha! Nehmen Sie dieses oomlat O Docker, Sie Schwarz...Ha! Nehmen Sie dieses oomlat O Docker, Sie Schwarzwälder Schinken! Muss ich dafür, dass Ihr "Schwert" in der Werkstatt ist?Goethenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-59369043938788793662012-01-07T22:39:35.024-05:002012-01-07T22:39:35.024-05:00Pain is acute? Are we talking about Tweezerman'...Pain is acute? Are we talking about Tweezerman's <a href="http://earwigoagin.blogspot.com/2011/08/1981-international-canoe-worlds.html" rel="nofollow">sticky buns</a>? That was grave.tillermanhttp://propercourse.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-14124143144140096062012-01-07T22:15:37.054-05:002012-01-07T22:15:37.054-05:00I don't remember it that way.I don't remember it that way.Baydoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00751866865203182109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-62934229405331153762012-01-07T22:09:34.294-05:002012-01-07T22:09:34.294-05:00Yes, Baydog, but the pain is acute.Yes, Baydog, but the pain is acute.<br><br>O Dockerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08674140306304705852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-36570478837736459642012-01-07T21:54:13.150-05:002012-01-07T21:54:13.150-05:00I thought the circonflexe was the parents' dec...I thought the circonflexe was the parents' decision......Baydoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00751866865203182109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-49647439003265061492012-01-07T21:40:19.969-05:002012-01-07T21:40:19.969-05:00René, no one puts a circonflexe on my O without su...René, no one puts a circonflexe on my O without suffering the consequnces!<br /><br />I accept your challenge.<br /><br />We meet tomorrow, at dawn, on the Cartesian Plain.<br /><br />But my trusty épée is in the shop this weekend, so I will borrow a quill pen from my mom's sister to defend myself.<br /><br />La plume de ma tante est sur la table!<br><br>O Dockerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08674140306304705852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-80642868662754853582012-01-07T21:37:17.859-05:002012-01-07T21:37:17.859-05:00I watched the Jambon Cru the other day, the coxswa...I watched the Jambon Cru the other day, the coxswain kept yelling "stroke, stroke" and by God one of them had a stroke.Sandscraperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06735418313473912893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-77329717598224704892012-01-07T21:00:17.815-05:002012-01-07T21:00:17.815-05:00"A ham and cheese sandwich on one slice of br..."A ham and cheese sandwich on one slice of bread is the responsibility of the U.S. Department of Agriculture, which inspects manufacturers daily. But a ham and cheese sandwich on two slices of bread is the responsibility of the Food and Drug Administration, which inspects manufacturers about once every five years."Hillary Rod Ham Clintonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-86496850792389419572012-01-07T20:53:30.932-05:002012-01-07T20:53:30.932-05:00Let cooler heads prevail!
Where's Joe when yo...Let cooler heads prevail!<br /><br />Where's Joe when you need him? My husband tells me that bourbon goes quite well with ham, er jambon.<br /><br />BTW, this job is BORING...Hillary Clintonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-74807402564288935082012-01-07T20:28:00.586-05:002012-01-07T20:28:00.586-05:00Je m'offusque à votre remarque, ô Docker, et v...Je m'offusque à votre remarque, ô Docker, et vous mettre au défi d'un duel, vous porcine américaine, euh jambon!Rene Descartes!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-15984355156127993392012-01-07T20:09:40.428-05:002012-01-07T20:09:40.428-05:00"I pink, therefore I am" is the fundamen..."I pink, therefore I am" is the fundamental premise that underlies the life work of 17th century French mathematician and philosopher René à la Carte.<br><br>O Dockerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08674140306304705852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-2490215214639343592012-01-07T15:29:19.907-05:002012-01-07T15:29:19.907-05:00A ham has always gone a long way in my house, and ...A ham has always gone a long way in my house, and this is no exception.Baydoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00751866865203182109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-74227253043454275732012-01-07T15:04:14.046-05:002012-01-07T15:04:14.046-05:00I think that was Hambert Hoover.I think that was Hambert Hoover.Tillermanhttp://propercourse.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-83785003092552520852012-01-07T14:28:12.648-05:002012-01-07T14:28:12.648-05:00Who was that famous American who said, "a ham...Who was that famous American who said, "a ham in every pot"?Sandscraperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06735418313473912893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-69953564324107875162012-01-07T13:48:09.625-05:002012-01-07T13:48:09.625-05:00I pink, therefore I ham.I pink, therefore I ham.someone oncenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-15303706395965391012012-01-07T13:14:40.918-05:002012-01-07T13:14:40.918-05:00This Christmas, we're mounting cameras inside ...This Christmas, we're mounting cameras inside the oven and people who have never watched ham baking before will be able to see what makes cooking so exciting.<br /><br />Of course, that means I'll be able to sell ad space right on the ham.<br><br>Larry Ellisonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-36490805713503213802012-01-07T11:51:45.820-05:002012-01-07T11:51:45.820-05:00Q. What's the difference between West Ham and ...Q. What's the difference between West Ham and a teabag?<br />A. A teabag stays in the cup longer.Real football joke lovernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-58084788015660772492012-01-07T11:34:28.606-05:002012-01-07T11:34:28.606-05:00You know that old Beach Boys song, Jambon is Ham? ...You know that old Beach Boys song, Jambon is Ham? Jambon jambon jambon, jambon jambon is ham.John McCainnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1360557762116828277.post-32874565002201720392012-01-07T11:30:12.091-05:002012-01-07T11:30:12.091-05:00I can see ham from my house.I can see ham from my house.Sarah Palinnoreply@blogger.com