"You know, Thad, you may want to re-bed this
splash guard. I can see daylight underneath it",
said the goose. "There's a guy in Jersey who
blogged about this who may be of assistance."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
829 Southdrive
My Excuse
- Baydog
- New Jersey, Sailing, Food, Family, and anything I think is interesting at the time make up the contents of this blog. Bear with me, I'm still learning.
My Daily Bread
-
-
-
-
-
Old and Lost Vermont Town Names3 weeks ago
-
-
-
-
-
-
Still here…..1 year ago
-
Have A Great Weekend!1 year ago
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
The Ceylon Dinner, 1875.7 years ago
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Peru10 years ago
-
-
-
Let me tell you about Baydog, the sea dog,
ReplyDeleteThe prince of the Jersey sands.
He's got 3M caulking just a drippin' off of him
And a bruise on every finger of his hand.
He's got a big old sailboat hauled out in the yard
And a wiener dog by his side,
And every springtime round about now,
They splash that old sailboat and ride.
The wind is howling and the anti-fouling
ReplyDeletepaint is spattered wide
around the spot and in the slot
where the sloop Bay Rhumb had lied
all winter long with bay winds strong
where snow and ice once sat
and made one shiver, but now Forked River
is where my boat is at
GR8 poetry aside, it's clear to me that bird is about to apply some duck tape.
ReplyDeleteI think that bird is about to poop in that inspection hatch.
ReplyDeleteas the owner of the boat (and thankfully not the goose), I can assure you there was no duck tape or poop applied to any part of the boat. but the goose did try to nibble at my legs a few times over the weekend, and generally did a good job of scaring off the young children.
ReplyDeletethe goose somehow survived the weekend, although there was a pretty serious crew ready to make him Easter dinner.
but they probably would have just tossed out the goose liver, baydog.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteI think there is a quack in that boat, but it can be fixed. Where shall we send the bill?
ReplyDelete