829 Southdrive

829 Southdrive

A New Jersey state of mind



Thursday, September 1, 2011

Nothing Is Easy


If someone has this effing thing on their desk, 
go crush it and swipe it off with one motion.
You officially have my permission. Offission.





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9 comments:

  1. O DockerSeptember 2, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    Microwave pizza is easy.

    Doing something tomorrow is easy.

    Being a ditto head is easy.

    Not bathing is easy.

    Any complete meal made in a toaster is easy.

    Not telling someone you love them is easy.

    Backing into a parking space until you hear a crunch is easy.

    Giving up is easy.

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  2. BaydogSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    Okay, you're right. And I've done several of those things. Not everything is easy

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  3. tillermanSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:47 PM

    I haven't yet figured out what all the buttons on our microwave do. I just use the one button that makes it go for 30 seconds, and guess how many times to press it.

    I haven't yet figured out how to do something tomorrow.

    Being a ditto head is dumb.

    Not bathing is smelly.

    I put spaghetti bolognese and ice cream in my toaster to test your theory. It's hard to get it out.

    I tried hard to not tell George Bush that I loved him but the Secret Service wouldn't let me get near enough to him to not tell him.

    I looked for a parking space to back into but all the cars were facing the other way.

    I keep trying to give up blogging but it's not easy.

    Is anything easy?

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  4. MojoSeptember 3, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    Where's Joe when you need him...

    ... did someone mention rum?

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  5. tillermanSeptember 3, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    What happened to "monkey see monkey do"?

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  6. SandscraperSeptember 3, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    The monkey went the way of Easy Button, off the desk. The good Angel made him do it.

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  7. PandaboniumSeptember 3, 2011 at 10:03 PM

    Easy to be hard
    Easy to be cold

    Easy to be proud
    Easy to say no

    Easy to give in
    Easy to help out

    -Hair

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  8. tillermanSeptember 4, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    Let the sunshine
    Let the sunshine in
    The sunshine in
    Let the sunshine
    Let the sunshine in
    The sunshine in
    Let the sunshine
    Let the sunshine in
    The sun shine in...

    -Hair

    They don't write songs like they used to...

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  9. my2fishSeptember 5, 2011 at 10:53 PM

    it ain't easy being cheesy?

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