829 Southdrive

829 Southdrive

A New Jersey state of mind



Thursday, April 12, 2012

Signs of Spring




The marina owners actually paid someone to make this sign.




This one is probably just the owner's falt.




Ready or not...........
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14 comments:

  1. DougApril 12, 2012 at 9:31 PM

    Ah, yes Dog, leash and plastic bag. This what polite society does... My dog drops a deuce and turns around with a look that says: have at it poop boy!

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    1. Doc Häagen-DazsApril 13, 2012 at 10:58 AM

      My Doberwoman is more considerate. She wanders off the trail, where the footing is certifiably too uncertain for this ancient bi-ped. She drops trow deep in the shadows, ice plant or tall grass. My son gives the rationale that "that's out of play"! Contrite and circumspect, I exonerate myself - at least in my own mind - by picking up the bags left by other canine owners.

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    2. BaydogApril 13, 2012 at 11:09 AM

      Out of play for sure. If there's no chance of a Bi-ped stepping in it, no harm - no foul. And isn't it funny how humans always watch the poop come out? I know I do. Always on the lookout for the occasional dingleberry making it's way back inside the house...

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    3. MojoApril 13, 2012 at 9:45 PM

      Doc - Hoping that the missus Doberwoman, aka "ancient bi-ped", is not reading this blog, for your sake, notwithstanding your being "contrite and circumspect".

      To paraphrase Baydog, be on the lookout for the inadvertent marital dingleberry.

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    4. Doc Häagen-DazsApril 14, 2012 at 3:27 PM

      You mean Trophy Wife, Mojo? No, she's not reading this blog. And don't you mention it to her. Things are fine the way they are!

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    5. MojoApril 14, 2012 at 10:54 PM

      Yes, ... Trophy Wife, now you're talking.

      What happens at 829 South Drive, stays at 829 South Drive.

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  2. SandscraperApril 13, 2012 at 11:54 AM

    Hmmmm,I was always led to believe that it was the runoff going into the aquifer, not the worry of a poopy foot being tracked into the house.

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    1. BaydogApril 13, 2012 at 12:45 PM

      It can't be any worse than all of our lawn fertilizers and stuff.

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  3. TillermanApril 13, 2012 at 3:42 PM

    I didn't know you could lease a dog! Is it like a car lease where you give it back after 3 years and get a new one?

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    1. BaydogApril 13, 2012 at 5:24 PM

      I think they only come with two ear leases.

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    2. O DockerApril 13, 2012 at 8:04 PM

      You don't always have to give them back.

      Sometimes, they roll over.

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    3. MojoApril 13, 2012 at 9:25 PM

      Or, strangely, one might apply the pejorative reading of the common traffic sign...
      Slow
      Children

      In other words, as regards to leasing and pickup (sic?), yield to your quadriped.

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  4. BaydogApril 14, 2012 at 9:42 AM

    The panda eats shoots and leaves. Or is that eats, shoots, and leaves?

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  5. TillermanApril 14, 2012 at 9:43 AM

    My Taylor is RIch and is definitely not open to being rented.

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