829 Southdrive

829 Southdrive

A New Jersey state of mind



Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Protocol Harry




I'm so proud of my state, as I've always been.  My red-headed
brother from another mother visited our humble region today, and
was escorted by Guvnah Christie.  I know there are a couple of
my readers (which accounts for both of them) who don't think too
highly of our chief executive, but Goddammit, I like him.

They wound their way through Mantoloking, via Barnegat Lane,
which hosted the 'House in the Bay', among other displaced 
residences.  Then they jumped back on 35 South toward Snooki-
land.  There, they toured the Seaside Boardwalk, schmoozing with 
the locals, and even stopped to play a 'throw-the-ball-and-hope-
that-it-lands-in-the right-hole game.

When asked if his visit made a difference in the shore's recovery,
Harry very quickly replied, "No".  He was dead on.  
But it was still really cool that he made the visit. 
He's a refreshed version of his Grandma's and Dad's tired 
humanitarian efforts to convince the villagers that the Royals
sincerely do care about the travails of everyday folk.  
It was his take on  'a brighter shade of stale'.


5 comments:

  1. Tea Party Patriot 9/12 501(c)(4) - (application pending)May 14, 2013 at 10:36 PM

    What? Not only does the Guvnah fraternize with that Kenyan Islamist Socialist, he is now hanging out with George III's great great great great great great grandson.

    IMPEACH him now Snookiland.

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  2. I do not know where I rank amongst your readers, but I think the Governor of N.J. is one of, if not the finest political leaders in this country. For real (as my 5 year old daughter likes to say) I think the guy is spot on what it takes to run a State, if not a Country.

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    1. TPP: Who are you calling Snookiland?

      Manassas: I have to agree with you.

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  3. I'm not sure about you Manassas, but I'm pretty sure that I'm reader #37.

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  4. One of the reasons you and I get along so well, Baydog, is we don't broach much on politics. That might result in a breach. But as you well know from our conversations, that I much admire your Guvnah. Much. And it is gratifying to read that he has recently taken his own initiatives to attend to his physical health and longevity.

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