Thinking of a certain someone in Japan
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- Baydog
- New Jersey, Sailing, Food, Family, and anything I think is interesting at the time make up the contents of this blog. Bear with me, I'm still learning.
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Have A Great Weekend!1 year ago
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All the way to Reedy Creek5 years ago
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Peru10 years ago
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Bacon causes cancer.
ReplyDeletePainting weird swirly pictures causes self-amputation of left ear in a brothel.
First chicken, now bacon! The next thing you will be telling me is my collection of spent uranium 235 cartridges may be a health issue, sheesh!
ReplyDeleteUhmm, Tillerman if you look at towards the upper left hand corner I believe that is an ear, but don't worry ears are not cancerous.
Is there a little icon I can add when I'm being ironic in a comment so everyone gets it?
DeleteRelax,
DeleteObviously my my irony was confusing, because I was jesting with you, not at you. My bad.
Alas poor Porky. I knew him...
ReplyDeleteAre you achin'? Yup, yup.
ReplyDeleteFor some bacon? Yup, yup.
Bringing home the bacon
ReplyDeleteTender juicy steaks
Breast-fed baby dumpling
Gobbling up the cakes
Milk-fed baby dumpling
Slobbering, goo-faced meat
Wet-nursed, sour purse, spot face
Blubbering in the cream
Emperor baby dumpling
Loaded, bloated curse
My baby dumpling
Stuffing till he bursts
Piggies.
ReplyDeleteStarry, starry night
ReplyDeleteSizzling bacon with honey glaze
Swirling clouds in smoky haze
Reflect in Baydog's pan of bubbling oil
Fat begins to boil
Morning fields of porky grain
Hickory smoked and sunlit plain
Are soothed beneath the sous-chef's loving hand
Now I understand what you tried to cook for me
And how you hand-chopped all your rosemary
And how you tried to set them free
They would not listen, they did not know chow
Perhaps they'll listen now.
Rosemary cures skin cancer.
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