829 Southdrive

829 Southdrive

A New Jersey state of mind



Monday, February 11, 2013

Speaking Of Art.....




Thinking of a certain someone in Japan

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10 comments:

  1. TillermanFebruary 11, 2013 at 10:29 PM

    Bacon causes cancer.

    Painting weird swirly pictures causes self-amputation of left ear in a brothel.

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  2. ManassasFebruary 11, 2013 at 11:31 PM

    First chicken, now bacon! The next thing you will be telling me is my collection of spent uranium 235 cartridges may be a health issue, sheesh!

    Uhmm, Tillerman if you look at towards the upper left hand corner I believe that is an ear, but don't worry ears are not cancerous.

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    1. TillermanFebruary 12, 2013 at 11:35 AM

      Is there a little icon I can add when I'm being ironic in a comment so everyone gets it?

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    2. ManassasFebruary 12, 2013 at 6:49 PM

      Relax,

      Obviously my my irony was confusing, because I was jesting with you, not at you. My bad.

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  3. PandaboniumFebruary 12, 2013 at 2:19 AM

    Alas poor Porky. I knew him...

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  4. my2fishFebruary 12, 2013 at 7:33 AM

    Are you achin'? Yup, yup.
    For some bacon? Yup, yup.

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  5. TillermanFebruary 12, 2013 at 9:40 AM

    Bringing home the bacon
    Tender juicy steaks
    Breast-fed baby dumpling
    Gobbling up the cakes

    Milk-fed baby dumpling
    Slobbering, goo-faced meat
    Wet-nursed, sour purse, spot face
    Blubbering in the cream

    Emperor baby dumpling
    Loaded, bloated curse
    My baby dumpling
    Stuffing till he bursts

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  6. TillermanFebruary 12, 2013 at 9:56 AM

    Piggies.

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  7. O DockerFebruary 12, 2013 at 2:50 PM

    Starry, starry night
    Sizzling bacon with honey glaze
    Swirling clouds in smoky haze
    Reflect in Baydog's pan of bubbling oil

    Fat begins to boil
    Morning fields of porky grain
    Hickory smoked and sunlit plain
    Are soothed beneath the sous-chef's loving hand

    Now I understand what you tried to cook for me
    And how you hand-chopped all your rosemary
    And how you tried to set them free
    They would not listen, they did not know chow
    Perhaps they'll listen now.

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  8. TillermanFebruary 12, 2013 at 7:47 PM

    Rosemary cures skin cancer.

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