In my own little office

I'm as mild and meek as a mouse

When I hear a command I obey

But I know of a spot in my building

Where no one can stand in my way

In my own little office in my own little chair

I can be whatever I want to be

On the wings of my fancy I can sail anywhere

And the sea will open its arms to me

 

I'm a brave Norwegian Viking and a wine connoisseur

I'm the greatest photog in the land

I'm an heir who always has his sails made

By his own sail loft in San Fran

I'm a man girls go mad for, love's a game I can play

With cool and confident kind of air

Just as long as I stay in my own little office

All alone in my own little chair

 

I'm a Captain on a round-the-world voyage

I love throwing good money after bad

They gave me a hero's welcome at every port

It's the biggest thrill they've ever had

I am lost in the ocean all alone and hove to

When a rogue wave rises up in the air

Then I'm glad to be back in my own little office

All alone in my own little chair

We hope you get the hell out on the water soon!