Oscar Meyer sez - Remember kids. You should proudly toot your Wienermobile Whistle, but never, ever, tweet your Weiner. Learn the difference between toot and tweet and wiener and Weiner, and you too might be a Congressperson some day!
Yeah, Paul Revere who told his wife "I can't stay, I'm a minuteman!" and his wife replied, "you're telling me?" And he rode through the countryside selling pots and pans and invented tupperware parties.
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are you sure that's your weiner?
ReplyDeleteI know my wiener anywhere.
ReplyDeleteas any man should.
ReplyDeleteOscar Meyer sez - Remember kids. You should proudly toot your Wienermobile Whistle, but never, ever, tweet your Weiner. Learn the difference between toot and tweet and wiener and Weiner, and you too might be a Congressperson some day!
ReplyDeleteMaybe we should let sleazy dogs lie.
ReplyDeleteAnd look on the bright side - at least this got the midnight ride of Sarah Palin off the front pages.
Yeah, Paul Revere who told his wife "I can't stay, I'm a minuteman!" and his wife replied, "you're telling me?" And he rode through the countryside selling pots and pans and invented tupperware parties.
ReplyDeleteOn Weinergate...
ReplyDeleteWhat are the odds that a public figure with that name turns out to have a problem like that?
You can't make this stuff up!
Thankfully, such depraved behavior did not (for all we know) afflict Congressman Bill Boner from Tennessee in the 1980s
... but that was before Twitter.