Hey Dude

Hey Dude, don't make me mad

Take your Jet-ski and go away from here

Appreciate the fact that we were here first

Go quench your thirst, and have your tenth Lite beer

Hey Dude, don't piss me off

You were told to give sailboats right-of-way

The minute you do donuts near my boat

I will take note, and flip the bird your way

And any time you feel the urge, hey Dude, think twice

Don't ride with your girlfriend on your shoulders

For well you know that you're a fool, don't try to be cool

The way you behave, you won't grow older

Na na na na--na, na na na na..........

Hey Dude, don't let me down

Slow your Jet-ski and watch my anchor line

Remember, there are folks here trying to relax

While having snacks and sipping on their wine

Don't speed it up, but slow it down, hey Dude, don't frown

You're wanting someone with whom to grow older

But don't you know that it's just you, hey Dude, boo hoo

The girlfriend you had fell off your shoulders

Na na na na--na, na na na na......yeah

Hey Dude, don't make her mad

Turn around and, go back to get her

Remember to bring a smoke and a beer

It'll be clear, you're making it better

better, better, better, better, better...Oh!

Na na na nanana na

Nanana, hey Dude!

Repeat several times