829 Southdrive

829 Southdrive

A New Jersey state of mind



Friday, June 3, 2011

Hey Dude


Hey Dude, don't make me mad
Take your Jet-ski and go away from here
Appreciate the fact that we were here first
Go quench your thirst, and have your tenth Lite beer

Hey Dude, don't piss me off
You were told to give sailboats right-of-way
The minute you do donuts near my boat
I will take note, and flip the bird your way

And any time you feel the urge, hey Dude, think twice
Don't ride with your girlfriend on your shoulders
For well you know that you're a fool, don't try to be cool
The way you behave, you won't grow older
Na na na na--na, na na na na..........

Hey Dude, don't let me down
Slow your Jet-ski and watch my anchor line
Remember, there are folks here trying to relax
While having snacks and sipping on their wine

Don't speed it up, but slow it down, hey Dude, don't frown
You're wanting someone with whom to grow older
But don't you know that it's just you, hey Dude, boo hoo
The girlfriend you had fell off your shoulders
Na na na na--na, na na na na......yeah

Hey Dude, don't make her mad
Turn around and, go back to get her
Remember to bring a smoke and a beer
It'll be clear, you're making it better
better, better, better, better, better...Oh!

Na na na nanana na
Nanana, hey Dude!
Repeat several times


6 comments:

  1. When I find my wake begins to bubble
    Mother Mary comes to me
    Speaking words of wisdom, drink chablis.
    And though I mutter curses
    At the idiot right in front of me
    I speak her words of wisdom, drink chablis.
    Drink chablis, drink chablis.
    Drink chablis, drink chablis.
    I speak her words of wisdom, drink chablis.

    And when the empty headed people
    Living in the world jet ski,
    There will be an answer, drink chablis.
    For though their heads are empty there is
    Still a chance that they will see
    There will be an answer, drink chablis.

    Drink chablis, drink chablis.
    Drink chablis, drink chablis.
    Yeah, There will be an answer, drink chablis.

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  2. What Tillerman said, and...

    ...Best in class!!

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  3. Super. And about one of my pet peeves!

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