829 Southdrive

829 Southdrive

A New Jersey state of mind



Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Wiener Lies!

7 comments:

  1. are you sure that's your weiner?

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  2. Oscar Meyer sez - Remember kids. You should proudly toot your Wienermobile Whistle, but never, ever, tweet your Weiner. Learn the difference between toot and tweet and wiener and Weiner, and you too might be a Congressperson some day!

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  3. Maybe we should let sleazy dogs lie.

    And look on the bright side - at least this got the midnight ride of Sarah Palin off the front pages.

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  4. Yeah, Paul Revere who told his wife "I can't stay, I'm a minuteman!" and his wife replied, "you're telling me?" And he rode through the countryside selling pots and pans and invented tupperware parties.

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  5. On Weinergate...

    What are the odds that a public figure with that name turns out to have a problem like that?

    You can't make this stuff up!

    Thankfully, such depraved behavior did not (for all we know) afflict Congressman Bill Boner from Tennessee in the 1980s

    ... but that was before Twitter.

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