Jack and Diane

Here's a little ditty

bout me and John McPhee

two homegrown Americans

in the land of the free.

I said "Hey John!"

love your book about Jersey

Devil and Pine Barrens

he almost called security.

And Davey said,

Oh Yeah, life goes on

long after the thrill

of reading is gone.

Here's a little ditty

bout me and John McPhee

two homegrown Americans

in the land of the free.

Shopping for some food

in the local Acme

John said "hey where's the sauerkraut"

I said check aisle three

and I didn't call security

And Davey said,

Oh Yeah, life goes on

long after the thrill

of reading is gone.

Here's a little ditty

bout me and John McPhee

two homegrown Americans

in the land of the free.

True story